Let’s get some coffee…

Let’s get some coffee! So we can be hyper-aware of how little we’re going to get done today! ...

Remember…

Remember. When somebody annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and ...

Quitting facebook is…

Quitting facebook is the new, adult version of running away from home. We all know you’re doing it for attention and we all know that ...

I am who i am…

I am who i am. I’m weird, i run into things, i spill food, i trip, i laugh about random and stupid stuff. But i like it that way. ...

Chocolate comes…

Chocolate comes from cacoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant… so chocolate is salad. ...

Every day, thousands…

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.Help end the violence. ...
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